Mystique - Abridged
By: Amanda Quick
Narrated by: Suzanne Bertish
Length: 3 hours 12 minutes
Abridged: Yes
A tantalizing tale of a legendary knight and a headstrong lady whose daring quest for a mysterious crystal will draw them into a whirlwind of treachery–and desire.
When the fearsome knight called Hugh the Relentless swept into Lingwood Manor like a storm, everyone cowered–except Lady Alice. Sharp-tongued and unrepentant, the flame haired beauty... Read more
Sinbad's Guide to Life - Abridged
By: Sinbad
Narrated by: Sinbad
Length: 2 hours 18 minutes
Abridged: Yes
A hilarious guide to life from a man who has "lived large and fallen hard--lost every job I ever had, messed up everybody I've ever dated, been kicked out of every institution I've ever been in"--and still survived; offering observations on courage ("Lots of guys brag they'd fight off anything to save their woman. Yeah, right--there is no sense... Read more
View audiobookBridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - Abridged
By: Helen Fielding
Narrated by: Tracie Bennett
Length: 5 hours 47 minutes
Abridged: Yes
With another devastatingly hilarious, ridiculous, unnervingly accurate take on modern womanhood, Bridget Jones is back. (v.g.)
Monday 27 January:
"7:15 a.m. Hurrah! The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in functional relationship with adult male, thereby proving am not love pariah as recently feared."... Read more
I Rant, Therefore I Am - Abridged
By: Dennis Miller
Narrated by: Dennis Miller
Length: 2 hours 25 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am.
Dennis Miller first gained national... Read more
Couplehood
By: Paul Reiser
Narrated by: Paul Reiser
Length: 3 hours 3 minutes
Abridged: No
In the tradition of the #1 best-seller SeinLanguage, Bantam Books proudly presents the first book by Paul Reiser, television's sharpest, funniest observer of love, marriage and other mysteries of life. A veteran comic performer, Reiser is best-known as the co-creator and star of the highly-rated NBC comedy, "Mad About You", which Time Magazine... Read more
View audiobookNeither Here Nor There - Abridged
By: Bill Bryson
Narrated by: Bill Bryson
Length: 5 hours 38 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Bryson brings his unique brand of humour to travel writing as he shoulders his backpack, keeps a tight hold on his wallet and heads for Europe. Travelling with Stephen Katz--also his wonderful sidekick in A Walk in the Woods--he wanders from Hammerfest in the far north, to Istanbul on the cusp of Asia. As he makes his way round this incredibly... Read more
View audiobookBrauereifrei
By: Helmut Schleich
Narrated by: Helmut Schleich
Length: 1 hour 4 minutes
Abridged: No
Schleich zeigt uns Typen zwischen Affenlaune und Katerstimmung. Ein Abend freiweg von der Leber, historische Räusche inklusive. Read more
View audiobookBrain Droppings - Abridged
By: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
Length: 2 hours 27 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Grammy® Award Winner!
In Brain Droppings, Carlin brings to audio his singular brand of comedic satire that has made him a favorite of stage, screen and cable audiences. Witty word play, spirited commentary, sarcasm, monologues and in-your-face insights about everyday values appear randomly—literally droppings from his fast and fresh... Read more
Pretty Good Jokes
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 2 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
Fulfilling the flood of requests from enthused listeners, Pretty Good Jokes combines all the jokes from A Prairie Home Companion's first four joke shows (1996-1999). It is an entertaining mix of knock-knocks, one-liners, North Dakota, religious, animal, bar, and light bulb jokes, those famous "yo mama" insults and much more. This live recording... Read more
View audiobookMoussaka im Wigwam
By: Käthe Lachmann
Narrated by: Käthe Lachmann
Length: 50 minutes
Abridged: No
Ihr Stimmvolumen ist gewaltig, ihre Rollenvielfalt verblüfft. Schon der Titel kündigt eine enorme Themendichte an Read more
View audiobookPostcards from the Edge - Abridged
By: Carrie Fisher
Narrated by: Carrie Fisher
Length: 2 hours 23 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Here are the excruciatingly funny adventures of Suzanne Vale—a young film star and drug addict—who survives a rehab clinic only to rejoin the equally harrowing world of Hollywood. Out there on the edge, despair flips into hilarity, and we're left laughing as Suzanne struggles to come to terms with her various fantasylands. This stunning literary... Read more
View audiobookContinue Laughing - Abridged
By: Carl Reiner
Narrated by: Carl Reiner
Length: 2 hours 59 minutes
Abridged: Yes
This is the story of Bronx-born David Kokolovitz and his hilarious experiences with sex, Shakespeare, and the South Pacific. In search of an acting career, New Yorker David ends up living in the Deep South where he lands his first job at a southern Shakespeare repertory company. Just as the hazards of too-tight tights and too-long soliloquies... Read more
View audiobookDave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Abridged
By: Dave Barry
Narrated by: Mike Dodge
Length: 1 hour 27 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Based on the results from Dave Barry's monumental reader survey, Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs is a compilation of some of the worst songs ever written. Read more
View audiobookHow Paul Robeson Saved My Life
By: Carl Reiner
Narrated by: Carl Reiner
Length: 3 hours 23 minutes
Abridged: No
Eleven-time Emmy Award winner and icon of American comedy, Carl Reiner, performs a sweet, wry, and whimsical collection of two dozen multi-dimensional short stories— some true and others merely tales. Included in this collection are stories about a man too handsome for his personality, a lifetime bond that is created by a football... Read more
View audiobookNewt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans
By: Cathy Crimmins
Narrated by: Tom Maeder
Length: 1 hour 43 minutes
Abridged: No
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich continues to be a polarizing figure in America. But fear not! The coauthor of Contract with America is always good for another tale or two, regaling youngsters with “The Three Little Pigs and the Perils of Subsidized Housing,” “Cinderella and the Glass Ceiling,” and “Hillary the Snow Queen—to name just a... Read more
View audiobookHow Men Have Babies - Abridged
By: Alan Thicke
Narrated by: Alan Thicke
Length: 2 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: Yes
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes … Yikes! Of course pregnancy is thrilling, but it also poses enough challenges to test a saint. In addition to the excitement, there is pressure as you tally up the costs and cope with morning sickness, birth classes, and in-laws, not to mention cravings, celibacy, and a host of other surprises.... Read more
View audiobookA Prairie Home Companion 25th Anniversary Collection
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 5 hours 35 minutes
Abridged: No
This anniversary release features highlights from 25 years on the air, including favorite monologues like "Truckstop," "Gospel Birds" and "Pontoon Boat," plus brand-new stories never before available on audio. Also includes a special bonus collection of 25 toe-tapping tunes with down-home music from long-time show regulars, including Butch... Read more
View audiobookPure Drivel
By: Steve Martin
Narrated by: Steve Martin
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes
Abridged: No
Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!
Steve Martin's talent has always defied definition: an actor who's kept us riveted for over 25 years, a razor-sharp screenwriter, an acclaimed playwright. In this ingeniously funny collection of humorous riffs, those who thought Martin's gifts were confined to the screen will discover what readers... Read more
More News from Lake Wobegon: Love
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes
Abridged: No
A thematic collection of Lake Wobegon monologues, Love includes "Truckstop," "Uncle Al's Gift," "Rotten Apples," and "The Wise Men." Read more
View audiobookGarrison Keillor Comedy Gift Pack
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 5 hours 22 minutes
Abridged: No
Prairie Home Comedy and Garrison Keillor's Comedy Theater in one fun-filled gift package.
Prairie Home Comedy Contents:
Freelance Writer; American Artistic Association; I Am A Tenor; Carp Trip; Memories of Pain; The Management Assumes No Responsibility; Second Methodist Church; Moodism; Reaching Out; Sex; Washing Your Hands; The In and Out Cat... Read more
Life These Days
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 3 hours 18 minutes
Abridged: No
Winner of Publishers Weekly Listen Up Award for Best Short Stories Wherever Garrison Keillor's imagination takes him, the road back to Lake Wobegon is always a delightful one. His story collections about "the little town that time forgot" are his most popular; this Lake Wobegon collection features 11 wonderful stories recorded from live radio... Read more
View audiobookCancel My Subscription
By: Moe Moskowitz
Narrated by: The Punsters
Length: 1 hour 6 minutes
Abridged: No
For more than fifteen years Moe Moskowitz and the Punsters were the court jesters of National Public Radio, performing the funniest songs and nonsense that NPR has to offer. Here, Moe and the Punsters are joined by NPR's Bob Edwards, Alex Chadwick, Terry Gross, Cokie Roberts, Susan Stamberg, Robert Siegel, Carl Kasell, and Frank Tavares, among... Read more
View audiobookPrairie Home Comedy
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 2 hours 2 minutes
Abridged: No
Thirty-four of the best-loved, most-requested songs and sketches from the original radio broadcasts of A Prairie Home Companion.
Contents:
Freelance Writer; American Artistic Association; I Am a Tenor; Car Trip; Memories of Pain; The Management Assumes No Responsibility; Second Methodist Church; Moodism; Reaching Out; Sex; Washing Your Hands; The... Read more
News from Lake Wobegon: Spring
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 59 minutes
Abridged: No
Funny and touching, these monologues from original live broadcasts of A Prairie Home Companion focus on the spring season.
Includes: "Me and Choir," "A Day in the Life of Clarence Bunsen," and "Letter from Jim." Read more