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Sarah Simpson's Rules for Living by Rebecca Rupp
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Sarah Simpson's Rules for Living

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Narrator Emily Durante

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Length 1 hour 8 minutes
Language English
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Sarah Simpson’s Rules for Living:
1. Don’t lie.
2. Don’t trust anybody but cats.
3. Don’t expect happy endings.
4. Drink skim milk.
5. Avoid blondes.

Sarah Simpson loves to make lists. She has lists of the things she doesn’t like about her father’s new (blond tennis instructor) wife, things she doesn’t like about her mother’s new (nerdy, zebra-shirt-wearing) boyfriend, and reasons why life is just plain unfair.

Through the school play, new friendships, and adjusted relationships, Sarah begins to realize that change might not be such a horrible thing after all – and that families come in all shapes and sizes.

Is it time for a REVISED Rules for Living?

Rebecca Rupp is the author of more than a dozen books, among them THE DRAGON OF LONELY ISLAND, THE RETURN OF THE DRAGON, THE WATERSTONE, and JOURNEY TO THE BLUE MOON. She and her family live in Shaftsbury, Vermont.

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